Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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