Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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