I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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