Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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