Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Damn victory sex feels great
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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