I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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You. Win. At. Life.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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