SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Randomize
