Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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