Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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