I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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