I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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