dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
