She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
as a side note pls kill me
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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