They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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