Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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