Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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