I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
 go to hell.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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