woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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