Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Randomize
