hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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