on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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