the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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