I just pynch a tree in the face
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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