And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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