Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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Chicks don't have that stuff because they're pure, they have it because they like to convince themselves that they are.
This is from either the MTv or VH1 special on new virginity. The author of "The Purity Myth" made this EXACT joke in her interview. My my my how clever.. :P
19th people need to learn to count
Eighty eight
Really, A purity ring app? Dumbass Christians.
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how considerate of you :)
9th fuck yea! I've never felt so accomplished before! Yay... Haha
Thanks TFLN. I will be sending this purity ring app to so many people.
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Good man
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4th
Jonas brothers ftl.
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Ah the 413.. Oh and 7th
I used the lightsaber..
Dumb.dumb.dumb.dumb.fuckingstupid.
23th
Win or a fail? I can't decide
Haha oh and I'm 8rd
Still can't believe I was 1-5
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Fake , however I'm 6th
I never accualy saw the vh1 or MTV thing, I wrote this cause my gf had this app
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Hahahahahahaha that is too classic
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