So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
