I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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