i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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