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(732): View more from New Jersey

and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it

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(206): View more from Washington

So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?

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(512): View more from Texas

just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.

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(678): View more from Georgia

At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2

(908): View more from New Jersey

Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?

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(248): View more from Michigan

dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call

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(406): View more from Montana

I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.

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(210): View more from Texas

they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird

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(419): View more from Ohio

Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems

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