Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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