You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I need water and some morals
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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