You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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