Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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