: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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