So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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