so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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