just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Randomize
