So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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