wat bout pragnant strippers??
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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