I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize