Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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