I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
The air taste purple.
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