? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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