Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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