I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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