I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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