no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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