You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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