dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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