You work out of a Hotel?
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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