I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
