sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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