I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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