Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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