Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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