Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
please don't ironically join a cult
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