so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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